fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

(via knights-of-heart)

heliolisk:

yes offense but gay asian men deserve more than just being a fetish for creepy old men and kpop obsessed people

(via if-i-mean-a-lot-to-you)

driflloon:

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

(via satans-exwife)

(Source: nekomavolleyballclub, via fewtura-free)

2009 vs 2019

justiceforamyadams:

(via karkat-vantas-127)

slab-o-meat:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

(Source: olivethecreative, via karkat-vantas-127)

hyrude:

hyrude:

how much of a flex is it to roll up to ur professor who assigned their own $70 book as required reading with a pirated copy

how much of a flex would it be to mass email everyone in the class a link to download

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

sensorymon:

moyagraphy

(via karkat-vantas-127)

fedini:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

dadpat-tactual:

huntrad-chaddest:

gestapoknallmuzik:

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

@ultreit fontos

@ruthless-rage

(Source: twitter.com, via nezarcturus)

ilikedetectives:

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey in a nutshell

(via bunieboo)

tinak0077:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

(via clish)